ARTICLES BY SIREN
Satanism and Rock and Roll Go Hand In Hand
Gets Shit Together, Rocks Siren's Socks
Nothing Interesting Ever Happens To Me Anymore
gets fired on her day off
Bastard Part IV: Danielle
Gallery Insists on Saving You Money
Christmas Bastard Part III: The Return of Dustin
Kids and Salad Bars Don't Mix
I Miss My Cubicle
The Houston Sprinkler System
Siren's Christmas Bastard Follow-Up
Saw this Movie, and it Sucked
my Vegetarianism Bothering You?
Story of William
Hate Steve Fixx
is for Children (to act like hoodlums)
Problem with Stupid People
Slang: The Dumbening of Our Culture
Dah Not Farrow Direction Vey Werr
ARTICLES BY SEVEN
seemed like a good idea at the time
Is that the best you can do?
came flooding back
I were gay, I'd be a disgrace to the gay community
The Idiot Who Thought She Looked Like Margaret Cho but Didn't
throat slitting penis guy at Ruchi's
The Problem With Stupid People Part 2: The Stupid Nephew
Crazy Guy Who Busted Ass
You Hear 'em Chirpin'?
I Were Santa, I Would be Giving out WAY More Lumps of Coal
It Ain't Just for the Ebony Anymore
Used to Like That, Before It Got Popular"