danishjf: iam really intrested in bdsm and mistress slave relations can u help me please iam willing a life time mistress to get served by me.who can take me to her placeplease help me

raine_chaser: uh, i dont think i'd be interested, but thanks.

danishjf: HELP ME PLEASE
danishjf: ITS OK U R NOT INTRESTED BUT AT LEAST U CAN HELPME

raine_chaser: okay. um, go make me a sandwich. (here we go again...)

danishjf: HOW IS THE SANDWICH?

raine_chaser: I dont eat meat, so make it with Swiss cheese, Tofurkey®, and Veganaise.

danishjf: ACTUALLY I HAVE FINISHED MY COLLEGE AND IAM JOBLESS AND WORRIED. danishjf: I KNOW THERE R ALOT OF MISTRESS IN YOUR COUNTRY

raine_chaser: yeah, and all the mistresses like sandwiches, so you better get crackin'
raine_chaser: wait, don't they have those in pakistan?

danishjf: U KNOW IAM READY TO DO ANY THING
danishjf: THERE ISNT JUST A SINGLE MISTRESS HERE.

raine_chaser: Wow. That must be hard for you, being a slave,and all.

danishjf: I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT SLAVERY
danishjf: I KNOW I HAVE TO SERVE MY MISTRESS ANY WAY SHELIKES
danishjf: WHAT SORT OF NATURE THESE MISTRESSES HAVE?
danishjf: PLEASE TELL ME
danishjf: I'LL BE VERY THANKFUL TO U.

raine_chaser: well, most of them eat a lot, hence the need to make so many sandwiches...

danishjf: SUPPOSE IAM A SLAVE AND I HAVE GOT A MISTRESS WHAT I HAVE TO DO FOR HER?

raine_chaser: Make her sandwiches, I said! Jesus, don't you listen?

danishjf: c
danishjf: IS THAT RIGHT
danishjf: I HAVE HEARD THEY PLAY WITH THEIR SLAVE'SBODIES ORSANSM

raine_chaser: organisms?
raine_chaser: define that for me please

danishjf: I MEAN BODY PARTS LIKE DICK ETC

raine_chaser: oh those. no, not really. mostly they just eat sandwiches.

danishjf: COME ON
danishjf: IAM REALLY SERIOUS AND NEEDY

raine_chaser: I realize that. And I am SERIOUSLY in NEED of a sandwich.

danishjf: CAN U TAKE ME TO YOUR COUNTRY I'LL WORK FOR U AS YOUR SERVANT OR MAID AS U LIKE IAM A CUTE GUY I HAVE MY PICTURE TOO.TRUST MEPLEASE HAVE ME AND TAKE ME TO YOUR PLACE
danishjf: OK IAM A SANDWICH
danishjf: HAVE ME PLEASE
danishjf: I'LL SERVE U FOR WHOLE LIFE WITH NO DEMAND
danishjf: IAM IN THE CAFE RIGHT NOW
danishjf: PLEASE HELP ME IAM NOT WELL OFF

raine_chaser: I've never been a mistress before. I'm not sure I'd be a very good one.

danishjf: TRUST ME ITS OK U KNOW IAM NEEDY I NEED YOURSLAVERY AT ANY COST PLEASE
danishjf: U KNOW I WILL NOT DEMAND JUST A SINGLE DOLLAR
danishjf: DONT WORRY
danishjf: I JUST NEED FOOD AND PLACE WITH U AS MY OWNER
danishjf: PLEASE
danishjf: PLEAS
danishjf: PLEASE
danishjf: WHAT CAN U DO FOR ME?

raine_chaser: I think i'm going to have to pass on this one.Sorry.

danishjf: WHAT R YOUR ACTIVITIES?
danishjf: PLEASE TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ME I'LL SOONARRANGE MY PICTURE FOR U
danishjf: THERE IS ALSO WEB CAM IN THE CAFE
danishjf: IF U HELP ME I'LL PROMISE I'LL PAY U AFTER EARNINGSOME MONEY.

raine_chaser: Sounds tempting, but I still have to say no. Maybe you could get a job in a sandwich shop.

danishjf: OK
danishjf: U CANT HELP ME
danishjf: ITS OK
danishjf: GOD WILL FILL YOUR LIFE WITH JOY AND PEACE
danishjf: HAVE A GOOD LIFE
danishjf: THANKX FOR CHATTING SO FAR
danishjf: THATS OUR FIRST AND LAST CHAT
danishjf: R U HAPPY NOW
danishjf: I KNOW THAT U R JUST PASSING TIME WITH ME
danishjf: IAM FAT UP WITH MY LIFE HERE
danishjf: WHERE R U FROM?

raine_chaser: texas

danishjf: I HAVE FOUND A LOT OF MISTRESS IN TEXAT ON NET
danishjf: BUT THEY R NOT REPLYING TO MY EMAIL
danishjf: I WANA SAY U SOMETHING PRIVATE.

raine_chaser: okay...

danishjf: WILL U MERRY ME PLEASE?

raine_chaser: Are you kidding?

danishjf: I KNOW ITS A STRANGE REQUEST.

raine_chaser: Not really. I get asked that all the time. Constantly

danishjf: BUT IAM SERIOUS
danishjf: I SWEAR
danishjf: IAM NOT A BAD PERSON

raine_chaser: I have tons of friends I can't wait to introduce you to, actually.

danishjf: IF U WANA HELP ME U CAN HELP ME LIKE THAT
danishjf: I REALLY LIKE YOUR NATURE
danishjf: U R A NICE FRIENDLY GIRL
danishjf: COME TO PAKISTAN I'LL ARRANGE A TICKET FOR U
danishjf: AT ANY COST
danishjf: I'LL TAKE A LOAN FROM BANK
danishjf: PLEASE COME HERE

raine_chaser: I would, but I have a rule against marrying people I've only been chatting with for ten mintes.

danishjf: I KNOW
danishjf: I WANA SEE U PLEASE
danishjf: U HAVE YOUR PICTURE?

raine_chaser: http://profiles.yahoo.com/itshardtolearnthenumberseven

danishjf: THANKX
danishjf: U R SO NICE
danishjf: DO U HAVE A BOY FRIEND?

raine_chaser: tons of them.

danishjf: AH HANN
danishjf: OK
danishjf: U HAVE A FINE SMILY FACE

raine_chaser: I'll take that as a compliment, I think.

danishjf: PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT U
danishjf: AND YOUR LIFE

raine_chaser: Well, I am 22 years old, I'm a graphic designer for a gay & lesbian newspaper, and I like to eat sandwiches.

danishjf: HOW CAN I COME TO YOUR PLACE
danishjf: I MEAN YOUR COUNTRY

raine_chaser: I assume you can call up Continental Airlines and ask them for a ticket.

danishjf: PLEASE FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN HAVE TO HER PLACE TOSERVE HER
danishjf: WELL THE VISA IS PROBLEM

raine_chaser: maybe you can mail order a bride from Russiainstead
raine_chaser: I saw a tv show about that on A&E, and it looked pretty easy.

danishjf: U R WORKING FOR A NEWS PAPER
danishjf: U CAN HELP ME IF U WANT TO
danishjf: AM I RIGHT
danishjf: PLEASE NOTE DOWN MY EMAIL ADDRESS
danishjf: I MEAN THERE R A LOT OF ADDS IN PAPER
danishjf: IF U FIND SOMEONE FOR ME PLEASE HELP ME
danishjf: OK
danishjf: WHATS THE WEBSITE FOR RUSSIAN BRIDES

raine_chaser: I work for a gay paper, though. I could find a MAN to help you, maybe.

danishjf: I WANA MOVE OUT FROM HERE AT ANY COST
danishjf: WHATS GAY?

raine_chaser: Homosexual.

danishjf: PLEASE EXPLAIN FOR ME.

raine_chaser: Um, like men who have sex with men, not women...

danishjf: OH I ACTUALLY DONT LIKE IT
danishjf: I WANA BE YOUR FRIEND PLEASE.
danishjf: MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS danishjf@yahoo.com
danishjf: please talk about me to all your female friends
danishjf: for me please

raine_chaser: will do

danishjf: thankx alot
danishjf: iam so thank ful to u

raine_chaser: anything for a pal

danishjf: whats your email address
danishjf: please explain
danishjf: please dont forget to mail me
danishjf: tell whole taxas about me
danishjf: as
danishjf: a 20yrs cute guy willing a mistress
danishjf: or
danishjf: here's a maid for free

raine_chaser: i'll tell them all.

danishjf: or any one need a free servant have him frompakistan and enjoy
danishjf: thankx alot
danishjf: do u promise?
danishjf: can u give an add in the newspaper
danishjf: whats your contact no?

raine_chaser: you're not calling me.

danishjf: i can call u.
danishjf: pls
danishjf: any way u r so nice and friendly
danishjf: please dont mind a thing in me iam so straightforward
danishjf: take care
danishjf: see u next time bye
danishjf: i'll miss u

raine_chaser: i miss you already

danishjf: dont forget about add about me

The next day...

danishjf: hye how r u
danishjf: MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY
danishjf: y r u not replying
danishjf: PLEASE TALK IF U REMEMBER V R GOOD FRIENDS
danishjf: OK FRIEND I WIL MISS U ALOT IF U DONT WANA CHAT BYE
danishjf: HAVE A PEACEFUL LIFE MAY GOD FILL YOUR LIFE WITH JOYS
danishjf: I PRESENT U A SANDWICH OF FRIENDSHIP
danishjf: TAKE CARE