prince_of_roy: ME IS M22,PERSIAN GULF, WANNA TALK ABOUT LOVE,SEX,FANTASY?

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: uh, me is a little on the busy side. Is this going to take long?

prince_of_Roy: ANYTHING U SAY, HOT HARD>

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: Wait, ANYthing I say? Anything at all?

prince_of_Roy: ME IS WAITING, START. YESSSSSSSSS

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: Well me is starting then. Let's see... make me a sandwich.

prince_of_Roy: I DIDN'T GET U, U THE BREAD/ME

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: yeah, whatever. Just hurry, I'm hungry.

prince_of_Roy: ILL FEED U R HUNGER, JUST OPEN UR MOUTH

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: I'm thirsty. Bring me a Dr. Pepper.

prince_of_Roy: JUST CLOSE UR EYES AND FEEL IT GOING DOWN UR TH

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: I'm not sure if I have a "Th." I'll go check.

prince_of_Roy: WHAT DID U THINK?

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: Are you a chef for a living, or just an amateur?

prince_of_Roy: JUST AN AMATEUR, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: I never cook. that's what husbands are for. So tell me, prince. are you good with a mop?

prince_of_Roy: LET ME SHOW YOU MY SKILLS

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: I can hardly wait, this floor is filthy. Clean it for me, please?

prince_of_Roy: JUST LIE DOWN, WE'LL DO IT AS WE ROLL

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: How do you mop lying down? I find standing is much easier.

prince_of_Roy: SPREAD UR LEGS, HOW WILL I DO IT?

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: You will grip the handle, dip the end in and out of the soapy water and then grind it on the floor as hard you can

prince_of_Roy: UR MY TYPE. THIS IS KILLING ME, MADAM

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: What about laundry? Do you do laundry?

prince_of_Roy: ME IS PERFECT IN EVERYTHING, IF NOT, U CAN TRAIN, I LEARN FAST AND REMEMBER WELL

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: I can train you? Whoo hoo! Wash my car!

prince_of_Roy: I WILL RUB RUB WIPE WIPE MAKE IT SHINE. I HOPE ITS NOT TOO HARD?

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: nope, you missed a spot.

prince_of_Roy: U LIKE BEING RUBBED?

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: No, but my car does

prince_of_Roy: IN AND OUT WITH THE HANDLE

itshardtolearnthenumberseven: wax on, wax off, wax, on, wax off