aliasim_1999: What the hell is wrong with you
raine_chaser: excuse me?
yah you are excused...
aliasim_1999: Go ahead
aliasim_1999: maybe an invitation is much safe
raine_chaser: what are you talking about, you loon?
aliasim_1999: Come on ... Are you going to be friendly ornot
raine_chaser: no, not if your opening line is "what the hell is wrong with you."
aliasim_1999: actually its valecant sequence
aliasim_1999: You don't play chess I think
raine_chaser: not with guys whose english I can't comprehend, no.
aliasim_1999: tu urdu maIN BOOL LOOO
raine_chaser: Yeah, that's much better, thank you.
aliasim_1999: kahaan say hain aap mutharama
raine_chaser: seriously, why did you ask what the hell is wrong with me? (when I am clearly the one who should be asking YOU that.)
aliasim_1999: I told you that...
raine_chaser: uh, no you didn't
When you have to beat others king you have to make a move .. so that the other
person should think justabout your king and...
aliasim_1999: Ok leave it
aliasim_1999: its hard
raine_chaser: oh, okay. that makes PERFECT sense. (except for the part about how we weren't playing chess...)
yah .. but i needed attention
aliasim_1999: Where are you from?
raine_chaser: nowhere near where you are, I hope.
aliasim_1999: I am in Pindi
raine_chaser: Oh good. I'm not.
so where are you from...
aliasim_1999: Are you lohariiiii
aliasim_1999: You look like one
aliasim_1999: Hummm... If you are from Karachi than you areDANGEROUS
play a game. You name a bunch of dumb places that you think I'm from, and I'll
tell you you're an idiot.
raine_chaser: Ready? GO!
aliasim_1999: Anyplace you are from is really a Dumb one
Like your home
aliasim_1999: no mam its yours
aliasim_1999: You are mistaking
raine_chaser: oh, sorry...
aliasim_1999: naraz tu nahien hoo gyee hoo na
raine_chaser: now that was below the belt.
who arwe you
aliasim_1999: An English teacher or something like that
aliasim_1999: and you think that you are a girl
raine_chaser: actually, I'm fairly positive that I am, in fact, a girl.
aliasim_1999: Strange haan
raine_chaser: yeah, i've always thought haan was strange
aliasim_1999: So where do you think you are from
raine_chaser: i think it's none of your business.
you type fast
aliasim_1999: Actually i am in Houston now
raine_chaser: (oh dear god...) I'm somewhere far, far away from Houston. In fact, I am on the direct opposite side of the globe. In, um.. Australia... or something....
raine_chaser: I've already begun running, believe me.
aliasim_1999: Are you ever going to tell where the hell are you from actually... You are a pakistani... And I can bet onit
raine_chaser: Um, no, I'm not going to tell you where I'm from. And no, for the last god damn time, I am notPakistani.
aliasim_1999: Naam kiya hai aap kaa
raine_chaser: "naam kiya hai aap kaa" to you too, buddy.
aliasim_1999: Indian then... Thats it
raine_chaser: NO! I AM NOT INDIAN!
raine_chaser: argh garbbledy gook rarr etc
So you are from Africa
aliasim_1999: Your laungauge tells that
raine_chaser: I gotta tell ya, you are one smart cookie. Do you speak African, too?
aliasim_1999: kahkfjdhu9yufbkmnvbhsfagc8890IKNK JHGJHYYGjaklh79 6 jjatgytvty fthary jkh uoklsnajfhuiy i489890389tdfhsvjja bj hjjk'
aliasim_1999: kjhoihio 9y98 yut87tgjhg rh gtyey gkjftyjh jhuiyj hjgghfghv brervbnnmn mfbvbxucjedm,kl;'puh jkjh vgdg dfgu78jk b
aliasim_1999: Naam kiya hain aap kaa janab
raine_chaser: Wow, is African your first language? because you speak it like a pro. especially all those numbers mixed in with the text. That was a dead giveaway that it's your native tongue.
aliasim_1999: Kitneen phasdii hee nahien
raine_chaser: ou-yay are-ay a-ay omplete-cay oron-may.
aliasim_1999: pataiin kar hoosh main
aliasim_1999: kiya piya hai tu nain bhi
aliasim_1999: uloo kee pathee
raine_chaser: Okay stop, dammit! i dont speak pakistani!
raine_chaser: yeah, that's pretty funny
aliasim_1999: How didi you understood "Oloo kee Pathee"
raine_chaser: i didnt!
the next day...
aliasim_1999: Anyone Who won't reply is out of my friends list..... Aakhir main bhee chataa hoon kah koi mujh say bhee baat karay... har Waqat main hee aap ko hai hello kahataa rahoon aur koi jawab naa aaiyaa,,, tu kiya faidaa aaisii dosti kaa jiss main mujhay yah tak nahien pataa kah tum hoo koon... Na kabhee main aap koo dheik saktaa hoon aur naa hee sun saktaa hoon aur naa hee mill saktaa hoon....hummmm.... yah vhee koi dosti hai......It looks more foolish than kissing a toad...........
raine_chaser: if you say so.