Day 1

Our flight was long, but Mohammed kept me entertained during the trip. I never knew he was such an exhibitionist before this plane ride. We got caught joining the mile high club in the tiny bathroom, but the stewardess agreed not to tell on us if we let her eat our honey roasted peanuts.

Day 3

Mohammed and I are having a wonderful time, although we're not seeing as many of the sights as we thought we would. He's such an animal, we've hardly left the hotel room.

Day 6

We've seen so many interesting things since we've been here. I saw a man who looked like Crocodile Dundee and asked him to take this picture of us in front of a kangaroo. Mohammed got carried away trying to imitate his accent while saying "That's not a knife.... THAT'S a knife," and the man clubbed him over the head with a large stick. The doctors say he'll be good as new in 2 to 3 weeks.

The following is a transcript from a (real life)
chat session with Mohammed:

pakistani_25: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

raine_chaser: hello

pakistani_25: r u busy

raine_chaser: hi there

pakistani_25: how r u
pakistani_25: hiiii
pakistani_25: how r u

raine_chaser: i am fine

pakistani_25: ur asl + name

raine_chaser: me asl + se7ven

pakistani_25: where u frm
pakistani_25: ur age

raine_chaser: Texas, i am 21

pakistani_25: in which country u frm
pakistani_25: hiiii
pakistani_25: where r u now

raine_chaser: usa

pakistani_25: do u belong 2 pak

raine_chaser: pak?

pakistani_25: r u pakistani or american

raine_chaser: american

pakistani_25: ur good name
pakistani_25: wat is ur good name

raine_chaser: good name?
raine_chaser: what do you mean? as opposed to a bad name?

pakistani_25: i m Naveed
pakistani_25: u?
pakistani_25: wat do u do ?
pakistani_25: yea
pakistani_25: u?

raine_chaser: i am a graphic designer
raine_chaser: so what type of work do you do?

pakistani_25: i m engineer

raine_chaser: you drive a train?

pakistani_25: bus
pakistani_25: u r preety nice looking

raine_chaser: thanks

pakistani_25: wc
pakistani_25: wanana be my good fd

raine_chaser: as opposed to a bad fd?

pakistani_25: gtg now nice chat with u i have some office work out side
pakistani_25: keep in touch
pakistani_25: my mail add
pakistani_25: pakistani_25@yahoo.com
pakistani_25: take care
pakistani_25: byeeeeeeeeee

raine_chaser: ok

pakistani_25: yea
pakistani_25: helo
pakistani_25: yea
pakistani_25: there