Many people have sought the advice of the Eville Staff as to who they ought to vote for in this year's election. We have tried our best to remain neutral, until now. We've decided that it's high time we let all our valued readers in on who our choices are, and we urge you to vote for them too.
Eville Staff: Bush A Weenie.
Nader: "Ooh Oooh ME! Vote for me!"
Gore: "Well hello there."
"Words! Things that are better than the people actually running have ever said!"