Hi. I'm 30 years old. I work in a video store. In my free time, I go into chat rooms and sexually harrass girls I'd get arrested for for talking to in real life. I also take a lot of pride in my ability to "flame" people. "Flaming" just means that I say the same exact thing to everyone who even remotely pisses me off. It usually has something to do with abortions, fetuses, and what I like to refer to as "jizz." Pretty much everything I say is utterly disgusting. Another important thing about me is the fact that I'm a devout Christian. I like to argue about God and Christianity while calling whomever I'm arguing with something like a "miserable gutter slut" or a "fetid mindless corpse." I might say really unclever things, but I always act as though I've just completely put someone in his place. So please, stay and read some of my run-ins with Siren and Se7ven, disgusting crackwhores that they are...
