Okay, before you call me a stalker, I SWEAR this was a joke. Here's the story:

I work at a gay newspaper and all the guys I work with saw me scanning the pictures for this website. They all kept asking me if my boyfriend was in a band and telling me how gorgeous he was. I decided to wallow around in the glorious feeling of having fooled everyone into thinking I was dating Rhett, and I made this as a background to put on the computer at my office. I only left it up for a few days before I had to confess to everyone that no, he wasn't really my boyfriend.

The first thing out of their mouths was
"Oh, so you're just sleeping together, but it's not official?"
Tee hee hee.

If this picture doesn't get me arrested for stalking,
then there is something seriously wrong with our legal system.