Background information: There is an Old 97s song called "Designs on you" and one line in the song goes "Trying to do right by you all night, Annette." I registered the name "all_night_annette" with Yahoo! because I thought it was a funny line when taken out of context. We have a section on eville.net called conversations with idiots, and I knew this name would harvest some great ones. Here's one of the first idiots to come a'knockin':

yes_man4u69: HI WANNA CHAT

all_night_annette: okee dokee

yes_man4u69: I LIKE UR NAME

all_night_annette: um, thanks.

yes_man4u69: YOU GO FIRST

all_night_annette: go first at what?

yes_man4u69: U KNOW

all_night_annette: no, I'm afraid I don't

yes_man4u69: UR HOT

all_night_annette: maybe, but how would you know?

yes_man4u69: U SOUDN HOTT LETS SYBER

all_night_annette: I assume you mean, "cyber"
all_night_annette: and no, let's not

yes_man4u69: PLS
yes_man4u69: R U THREE
yes_man4u69: THEIR

all_night_annette: um... I'm kind of busy right now

yes_man4u69: UR NAME SAIS U GO ALL NIGTH WHATZ UP WDI THAT?

all_night_annette: My name doesn't say I go all "nigth"
all_night_annette: It's from an Old 97s song called "Designs on you"
all_night_annette: www.old97s.com

yes_man4u69: WHATZ THES

all_night_annette: It's their website. You should check it out.

yes_man4u69: OK
yes_man4u69: WHATZ THIS

all_night_annette: What do you mean? it's their website, I said.

yes_man4u69: WHOS

all_night_annette: Old 97s!

yes_man4u69: WHOS THAST

all_night_annette: oh, for the love of god
all_night_annette: the band that sings that song!

yes_man4u69: WHAT SONG

all_night_annette: you haven't been paying very much attention at all, have you?

yes_man4u69: R THREE PIX OF U ON IT

all_night_annette: no, there are zero pictures of me, because it's NOT MY WEBSITE!
all_night_annette: it's the band's. there are probably Old 97s pictures on it.
all_night_annette: my website is at www.eville.net

yes_man4u69: R THERE PIX OF U

all_night_annette: there are a couple

yes_man4u69: NAKID

all_night_annette: no

yes_man4u69: THNE WHY R U SENDING ME

all_night_annette: because I thought maybe... oh, nevermind.

yes_man4u69: WHY U GOTTA PORN SITE WID NO PIX OF U

all_night_annette: It's not a porn site

yes_man4u69: U SAID THERZ 97 PIX OF U

all_night_annette: no, I didn't.
all_night_annette: I really am busy I have to stop talking to you right now.

yes_man4u69: O I C
yes_man4u69: THE BAND NOT BAD

all_night_annette: well good. I'm sure they're glad to have you as a fan.

yes_man4u69: HOW U NO DID U TELL THEM

all_night_annette: i was joking.

yes_man4u69: O
yes_man4u69: SO R U GONNA SYBER WID ME OR WHTA

all_night_annette: no

yes_man4u69: WHY NOT
yes_man4u69: HELLO
yes_man4u69: R U LOGGED OUT
yes_man4u69: U THRE

all_night_annette: no

yes_man4u69: IF U SAY NO, MEANS U R THERE. U LYAR

all_night_annette: please go away

yes_man4u69: O OK