Vote along with Seven & Siren for the 2000 presidential election




Random funny pictures




The detailed account of when we invented a drink
and named it after Astros pitcher Octavio Dotel




Our biggest hit ever... told entirely without stretching the truth. Seriously.


Another hit. These idiots still harass me. I have enough material to make 28 more
features identical to this one, but I figured I'd spare us both the repetitive hassles.


We give out Stupid-Awards to all the protesters at the 2000 Houston Gay Pride Parade


God, what a loser this guy is.


An oldie but a goodie.


This feature finally got us some hate mail! Whoo hoo!