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Vote along with Seven & Siren for the 2000 presidential election
The detailed account
of when we invented a drink
and named it after Astros pitcher Octavio Dotel
Our biggest hit ever... told entirely without stretching the truth. Seriously.
Another hit. These idiots still harass me. I have enough material to make
28 more
features identical to this one, but I figured I'd spare us both the repetitive
hassles.
We give out Stupid-Awards to all the protesters at the 2000 Houston Gay Pride
Parade
God, what a loser this guy is.
An oldie but a goodie.
This feature finally got us some hate mail! Whoo hoo!