ARTICLES BY SIREN

Jackoff OKs Haircut

Satanism and Rock and Roll Go Hand In Hand

Axl Gets Shit Together, Rocks Siren's Socks

Nothing Interesting Ever Happens To Me Anymore

Siren gets fired on her day off

Christmas Bastard Part IV: Danielle

Gallery Insists on Saving You Money

Christmas Bastard Part III: The Return of Dustin

Bratty Kids and Salad Bars Don't Mix

I Miss My Cubicle

The Houston Sprinkler System

Siren's Christmas Bastard Follow-Up

I Saw this Movie, and it Sucked

Is my Vegetarianism Bothering You?

The Story of William

I Hate Steve Fixx

Christmas is for Children (to act like hoodlums)

The Problem with Stupid People

Internet Slang: The Dumbening of Our Culture

Haa-ee Dah Not Farrow Direction Vey Werr

 

ARTICLES BY SEVEN

It seemed like a good idea at the time

Is that the best you can do?

Memories came flooding back

If I were gay, I'd be a disgrace to the gay community

The Idiot Who Thought She Looked Like Margaret Cho but Didn't

The throat slitting penis guy at Ruchi's

The Problem With Stupid People Part 2: The Stupid Nephew

The Crazy Guy Who Busted Ass

Can You Hear 'em Chirpin'?

If I Were Santa, I Would be Giving out WAY More Lumps of Coal

Ebonics: It Ain't Just for the Ebony Anymore

"I Used to Like That, Before It Got Popular"