ARTICLES BY SIREN
Satanism and Rock and Roll Go Hand In Hand
Axl Gets Shit Together, Rocks Siren's Socks
Nothing Interesting Ever Happens To Me Anymore
Siren gets fired on her day off
Christmas Bastard Part IV: Danielle
Gallery Insists on Saving You Money
Christmas Bastard Part III: The Return of Dustin
Bratty Kids and Salad Bars Don't Mix
Siren's Christmas Bastard Follow-Up
I Saw this Movie, and it Sucked
Is my Vegetarianism Bothering You?
Christmas is for Children (to act like hoodlums)
The Problem with Stupid People
Internet Slang: The Dumbening of Our Culture
Haa-ee Dah Not Farrow Direction Vey Werr
ARTICLES BY SEVEN
It seemed like a good idea at the time
If I were gay, I'd be a disgrace to the gay community
The Idiot Who Thought She Looked Like Margaret Cho but Didn't
The throat slitting penis guy at Ruchi's
The Problem With Stupid People Part 2: The Stupid Nephew
If I Were Santa, I Would be Giving out WAY More Lumps of Coal
Ebonics:
It Ain't Just for the Ebony Anymore
"I
Used to Like That, Before It Got Popular"